That new quote of yours Dean is a bit surreal.
Not quite the same resonance of the brilliant:
"when she said put the cat out, she didn't say it was on fire"
or "if in doubt, use a bigger hammer"
and the very similar "if a big hammer doesn't sort it - the sucker's electrical"
or "I know why Santa's always chuckling - he knows where all the bad girls live!"

Andrew