Thought for the day...

[White Exec]

"Protect your cat . . . Park on Low"

[citronut]

just mind you remove pussy before hand

regards malcolm

[White Exec]

I thought that was coming... [Warning to Moderators: This correspondence could degenerate.]

[CitroJim]

To be honest Chris I think if any tea leaf contemplated nicking a cat off a V6 they'd take one look and immediately decide a life of crime was not for them and go on to become a pillar of the community...

[White Exec]

Presumably along with avoiding parked-up Citroens as getaway cars, so the myth goes.

[kingp]

They will get their just deserts when it sinks on them and crushes them

Another reason why the diesel ones are best day 2 day and and the petrols for keeping in the garage for the weekends

[Charles M]

That cat that was in the back of the car yesterday would scarcely feed a family of one for a mean supper.

[CitroJim]

That cat that was in the back of the car yesterday would scarcely feed a family of one for a mean supper.

It's not a genuine V6 cat that's for sure Charles. It's a kitten rather than a cat. The genuine thing on a V6 is massive. There has been MOT issues in using those small cats.

Another thought. Why does our local swimming pool have a fire exit?

[red_dwarfers]

Why does our local swimming pool have a fire exit?

Have you ever watched The Brittas Empire

Ahh Laura

[CitroJim]

Why does our local swimming pool have a fire exit?

Have you ever watched The Brittas Empire

Good point well made Kev

And why does bread baked in the morning always turn out better than that baked in the afternoon?