Speeding

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Ciaran
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Speeding

Post by Ciaran » Fri May 22, 2009 8:46 am

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the
dealership and past the Tim Horton's. Taking off down the Trans Canada, he
floored it to 120 kph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had
left.



"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the highway, pushing
the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the
RCMP behind him, red and blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can
get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nut case as he floored
it to 130 kph, then 140, then 150 kph.



Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old
for this nonsense!", pulled over to the side of the road
and waited for the Mountie to catch up with him.



Pulling in behind him, the officer walked up to the driver's
side of the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my
shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you
were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."


The man, looking very seriously at the Mountie, said, "Years ago,
my wife ran off with an RCMP officer. I thought you were bringing her
back".



"Have a good day, Sir," said the Mountie.

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