The Husband store.........enjoy

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The Husband store.........enjoy

Post by Dean » Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:48 pm

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a
description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the
shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may
choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except
to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

"That's nice," she thinks, "but I want more." So she continues upward.
The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking
and Help With Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the
sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a
New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love s*x.

The second floor has wives that love s*x, have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited

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Re: The Husband store.........enjoy

Post by andmcit » Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:58 pm

Dean wrote:PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a
New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love s*x.

The second floor has wives that love s*x, have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited

D

:lol: :lol: :lol: Brilliant!!

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Re: The Husband store.........enjoy

Post by Dean » Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:05 pm

Yes my Dad sent it me, i thought it was a damn good one this :lol:

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Re: The Husband store.........enjoy

Post by Richard » Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:47 pm

Good on yer Dad, I love it!!!

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Re: The Husband store.........enjoy

Post by DerekW » Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:04 pm

I hope you don't mind, Dean, I've sent it on to my daughter (supplier of my jokes). It's probably going round the 'net now.

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